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This song is about Jeph Jacques' webcomic Questionable Content, available at www.questionablecontent.net.

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I wish I were a Questionable Content girl
‘Cause then I would be pretty
I wish I were a Questionable Content girl
‘Cause then I would be hanging out with
Marigold and Hanners as they played games in her room
Then we’d go and take a break at Coffee of Doom
Where Faye would draw a skull and crossbones
Floating in my cappuccino foam
And if I were a Questionable Content girl
I’d be home

I wish I were a Questionable Content girl
‘Cause then I’d have a boyfriend
I’d have a lot of quirky little mishaps first
But then I’d have a boyfriend who would
Jam with me on bass guitar and then go fight the Horde
I’d be the better player but he’d have the bigger sword
He wouldn’t waste his energies
Trying to make me something that I’m not
‘Cause if I were a Questionable Content girl
I’d be hot

I’d fit right in
I’m not that hard to draw
I wouldn’t take up space
My storyline
Would be how I could Roomba-sit
For the Roombas at Faye and Marten and Dora’s place

When they got home
I’d have the house so clean
Even Hanners would be scared
Make sure you draw me
With bigger hair… please…

And if I were a Questionable Content girl
I guess I’d have a robot – wow –
That’s even more exciting than the boyfriend thing
If I could have a robot who would
Help me make decisions like which science we should try
The one that might destroy the world, or the one that makes a pie
And afterwards we’d eat the pie and my robot friend would autoclave the plate
And if I were a Questionable Content girl
That’d be great

Yes, I wish I were a Questionable Content girl
‘Cause then I would be pretty and
I’d get to live in Questionable Content world
Where people can take lunch trays and go
Sledding down a giant hill and never miss the curve
Where top hats can appear at will and "science" is a verb
Where birds can talk and bands can rock and parties go for days before they’re through
I wish I lived in Questionable Content world
Don’t you?
Don’t you?

Don’t forget about the bigger hair please

credits

from Hello, The Future! Gets Her Filk On At Philcon, released January 1, 2012

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