Dear Paul and Storm
I’d like to play at your w00tstock
When you have a w00tstock
At the place where I live
(I live where you live!)

Every week I sit on my kitchen table
And make a new song for the internet
I think you know how that goes.

And I think your audience would get the
References I make and they would
Thank you for inviting me when
I started to sing about how
T-Rex has feelings!

Dear Paul and Storm
Maybe maybe please you'd let me play at your w00tstock
I know this isn't the best way to ask
But it never hurts to ask
And maybe you'll hear my song while I'm asking!

I’m kinda cute, and I know all the nerd stuff
And I sing about the nerd stuff
Just like everyone else, I guess

And I’m another girl
And I know you want another girl
And I’m a local musician, and that’s also cool!
And I write songs about comics, like how
T-Rex has feelings
And if you don’t know what that is
Ask your Twitter friends to tell you
Or just click on this link:
Hello hyphen the hyphen future dot net
Forward slash question mark p equals 125!

And dear the other two guys
Who aren’t Paul and Storm
Maybe you would let me be in a w00tstock
I’ve played other shows before. People have come. Seriously.
You should listen to my archive
And my hour-long webconcert
And become familiar with my oeuvre.

And I don’t need special setup
And I don’t need to get paid
And I’d even work the t-shirt-stand after it was all over
And buy you a beer, or three, or nine
You really should choose me
...please.

You should maybe please choose me
‘Cause I wants w00tstock to listen to me
As I sing:
"Listen to me!"